My Mother's allergic to wind

I spoke to my mother today. She says she's allergic to wind. That's why whenever she comes to visit her neck hurts. Apparently, an eastern Indian guru in Albuquerque told her so. I told her she'll have to stay in the car the next time she comes to west Texas.. more later.
I gotta a project update for you. I moved 6,000 lbs of flat rock w/in the last 48 hours. Ya see, we're puttin' in a rock pation behind our pavilion. It's about 50'x12'. It looks great and what a place to 'chill out' in the morning or the evening.
We also just finished puttin' up about four 'rustic' bird feeders. Now, I have about 200 birds swarming the place for a good meal. It's kinda like watching fish. They move in.. move out.. chirp... splash around.. then repeat. It's very thereapeutic(sp).
The next biggie is staining the pavilion's concrete floor. We picked a color called Spanish Brown. The good news is the guys at the hardware store told me it's real nice. The bad news is; I'm color blind. It could be a mess. I'll let you know.
Now back to the wind allergy. Can you imagine someone born and raised in this part of the world being allergic to wind? Turns out, she's now supposed to drink cold liquids, either. Sounds like a bunch of hindu mumbo/jumbo to me.
Bill Robertson