Tents, Rain & Romance

I just got up from a night in Tent #3. The gentle rain fell all night long, at least I think it did. I slept so hard that I didn't open my eyes til' my Monday morning alarm sounded. But when I got up, it dawned on me (even though it's still dark) that a day & night with the person you love (or wanna love or like a whole lot) in a tent, in the rain might make Viagra look like Vitamin C.

Right now, I can't think of anything more romantic (and I'm not really a romantic kinda guy) than a whole day lounging (that's censored language) in a tent.. especially if it's raining. If it's not raining, maybe I could rig a sprinkler for sound effects.

I've always liked the tents. I've always bragged about the tents. I've always wondered about the tents. Now, I can say w/out hesitation---if you and you're partner want the most romantic, most hidden, most private, most "what happens at the ranch-stays at the ranch" type of getaway... come to the Windmill Ranch Preserve and book a tent.

Here's another good idea. Tell us your coming. Subtley, tell us your intent. We'll make sure you never have to leave those quarters. We could rig up some 'walkie-talkie' system. You could call down and request anything and we'd bring it... call it room service in the wild.

So book a tent. Ignite a relationship. Re-ignite a relation. Confirm a relationship.. or just enjoy the absolute peacefulness.

One other thing.. you might want to check the forecast. If it's sunny, I'll have the sprinkler on standby.

Bill Robertson
Mgr., Windmill Ranch Preserve
325.573.1200